OK so every thing was starting out normal when I got home I decided I am gonna slide across the wood floor with socks on, the first few times were OK then the third time I went I felt a sharp pain in my big toe, I took off my sock and guess what I found a splinter but not just any splinter no this splinter was almost one inch long and it was pointed like a spear. oh god to get this splinter out I had to trim at the skin on my big toe then pull the splinter out with tweezers OMFG that hurt and my big toe stings. best of all the way I tried to get across the hard wood floor after I took out the splinter I tried scooting across on my bottom and then my mom says "Don't scoot across the floor Conner you will get a splinter in your butt and I'm not pulling it out" gee thanks mom.

and the moral to this story is "do not try to slide over a hard wood floor that has not been sanded in years in your socks"

LOL